Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
laughingnancy: colfersaurusrex: I’m going to...
WHEN SOMEONE MENTIONS THE WORD CHIPOTLE
Can we just take a moment to appreciate this alternate London 2012 logo?
When people ask if I want to hang out after class:
WHEN I TRY TO WAKE UP EARLY
howdoiputthisgently: IT’S LIKE:
This is actual text from the Example dialogue that...
Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.