So I hear Obamacare passed.
harpalyce: thingsareswinging: And a whole load of Republicans are threatening to move to Canada in light of this? Should- should somebody tell them? No, no, no. Let’s let it be a surprise.
Trying to make it through the morning without...
mokeythemoogle: all-hail-king-loki: This...
WHEN ITS PAY DAY
When someone tries to talk to me before I've had...
me: where do you live?
vegan: I'm a vegan
Getting home after a long day
MY BIGGEST FEAR ABOUT THE REAL WORLD
WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY STEP ON MY DOG
howdoiputthisgently: I’M LIKE:
There are three classes of people: those who see. Those who see when they are...– Leonardo DaVinci (via lucifelle)
asgardian-feminist: If you look in the mirror and say “vagina” three times, Michigan House Representative Mike Callton will appear and tell you not to be offensive.
wheninnewyorkcity: Your hair, after hearing it’s going to hit 97 degrees on Thursday: Given the track record of NYC’s weatherfolk this year, more than likely what will ACTUALLY happen on Thursday:
When people at work start talking about their kids
Albus: Hey, I just met you.
Albus: And this is crazy.
Albus: But your sister just died.
Albus: So here's her baby.