The Life I Keep

saviikdofron:

"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"

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image

warmdintherays:

i don’t want to write this paper

carpe-capulus:

citylandscapes:

Porto, Portugal

yesssss

carpe-capulus:

citylandscapes:

Porto, Portugal

yesssss

(Source: sansalayned)

sean3116:

yungaquarius:

jinkies


ruh roh

sean3116:

yungaquarius:

jinkies

ruh roh

(Source: agoodjake54)

WHEN YOU KNOW THAT TWO PROFESSORS ARE DISCUSSING YOU:
erinkyan:

one day this won’t make me laugh but today is not that day

erinkyan:

one day this won’t make me laugh but today is not that day

(Source: dubbledeckerbus)

student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.
daywalkerindisguise:

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMIOLI

daywalkerindisguise:

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMIOLI

(Source: matthejew)

THE MORNING AFTER A NIGHT OF DRINKING
crowbara:

jetgreguar:

gaybabyrollins:

vuov:

Neptune taken by NASA

who THE FUCK let NASA take Neptune

release neptune

Free Neptune 2014

crowbara:

jetgreguar:

gaybabyrollins:

vuov:

Neptune taken by NASA

who THE FUCK let NASA take Neptune

release neptune

Free Neptune 2014

(Source: vein)

mogarisreadytoblog:

mrcaseythegreat:

miss-mcguiness:

imleigh:

“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”

“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”

"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."

"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"

I will never not love dog texts.

(Source: iraffiruse)