The Life I Keep
WHEN I REALIZE IM A LOT MORE SOBER THAN MY FRIENDS ARE
lexcanroar:

oh my god I just snorted pineapple juice out of my nose 

lexcanroar:

oh my god I just snorted pineapple juice out of my nose 

(Source: howlolcanyougo)

outdatedmorality:

hairyfootedtimetravellingwizard:

cuntagions:


Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.

I CANT BREAHTE

Dobby is a free elf

DOBBY IS A FREE ELF

outdatedmorality:

hairyfootedtimetravellingwizard:

cuntagions:

Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.

I CANT BREAHTE

Dobby is a free elf

DOBBY IS A FREE ELF

(Source: brahminjuice)

WHEN I SHOW UP SOMEWHERE EARLY AND FEEL AWKWARD

razorshapes:

Phil Bergerson - Shards of America (2004)

About the artist’s work:

“Bergerson is fascinated with signs and what they reveal about the makers, the culture of the viewers, and the American experience. His images of signs around America leave us little context in which to interpret them, making the messages both mysterious and funny.”

thatonegingerkid:

theblanketbear:

huntressbiancadiangelo:

dcgrl998:

captainsbooty:

captainsbooty:

captainsbooty:

what if we’re all characters in a book

WHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT’S THE AUTHOR BACKSPACING

guys why isn’t everyone reblogging this it’s a scientific breakthrough

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I don’t want to know the ending.

The ending is your death.

well, the writer is a very shitty one

or he is john green.

(Source: okhazel)

best-of-funny:

thefrogman:

And original I made for Slacktory.

X

How to blow a bubble:

tautoou:

shattered-mirr0rs:

thebestlolz:

Step 1: First go like this

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Step 2: Spin around

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Step 3: STOP!

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Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!

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Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!

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Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!

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Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.

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Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.

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Step 9: THEN…!

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Thats how i do it….

i have been waiting 50 years for this post

perfect

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(Source: internetpoetry)

Staying in to study on a Friday

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When a final is take home

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA